According to Wikipedia,┬áPopular culture or pop culture is the entirety of ideas, perspectives, attitudes, images, and other phenomena that are within the mainstream of a given culture, especially Western culture of the early to mid 20th century and the emerging global mainstream of the late 20th and early 21st century …

It’s also what we lose track of completely once we become parents and force ourselves to make self-deprecating jokes, like the ones below, in an effort to sound hip in front of our teenage children who would love nothing more than if we never opened our mouths in front of their friends again. Enjoy!

Savin’ Me some money

What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback

I’d ask 21 Questions, but I’ve got Places to Go

My son asked if he could go to a 50 Cent concert.
I gave him a dollar and told him to bring a friend.

Jenny helped him pick it ..

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
1Forrest1

This joke is Marvelous

Do you know why they call him Thor?
Well, your arm would be pretty Thor too if you had to carry a giant hammer all the time.

I told one little joke and my mom got scared …

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the Fresh Prince

iCannibal

Do you know why Apple made the iPhone 8, skipped the iPhone 9, and brought out the iPhone 10?
Because 7, 8, 9

Wiped from the cutting room floor

Did you hear about that new movie, “Constipation?”
It hasn’t come out yet.

Rumour Has It, He Won’t Go

Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.

I have a Hybrid Theory on how this turned out

My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn’t stop making Linkin Park references.
But, in the end, it doesn’t really matter.

I Oasis find this joke funny

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall …
I said maybe.

It’s Amazon how corny this joke is

eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,061 matches.

The Dark Joke Rises

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.

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