Cell phones, tablets, blazing fast internet … technology rules the world, better to make fun of it now than when Skynet takes over, right?
Selling this joke is a hard drive
What do you call a singing computer?
This joke is lights out!
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries dies, but I was delighted.
This tech is buzzing
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
I gave all my dead batteries away today … free of charge!
If you have a clue, please PowerPoint me in the right direction
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word!
Just like the opening scene of Microsoft Office Space
Why was a computer late for work?
He had a slow, hard drive.
The waist-time continuum
I once tied all my watches into a belt, but then I realized it was a waist of time.
This one’s good, but I just have OneNote
Boss: How are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
It would suck if it didn’t suck
You want to know what sucks?
What’s it called when a cow invents a machine that uses no energy?
A perpetual moo-tion machine
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